The one where this is really, really, REALLY late in comin’.

We don't tires.

Welcome to my personal (public) soap box.  I’m your host, Septimus Rex.  Today we’re going to be talking about tires.

It does not take two and a half hours to patch a tire.  Don’t listen to your car dealership.  I don’t care if you have a warranty on your tires and it’s free to get them fixed.  It’s just not worth it.  You know what the cost of “free tire service” was today?  My fucking dignity.

I had to sit there for two hours, reading the Chronic-WHAT-le of Houston (doesn’t quite roll of the toungue like this), 002, Envy and whatever other social smut they had splayed out on the tables.  My free burnt coffee left a lot to be desired.  Even the kolache I had tasted like indignation.

So, that is my long-winded excuse for not putting this up before 10 o’clock as I’m wont to do.  Take it or leave it.

Cutler was traded to the Bears for Orton and two first-rounders!!!  The first rounder this year, the first rounder in 2010, AND the third and fifth rounders in the upcoming draft!  Woweegeezers!!!  The Broncos requested, but the Bears denied, the request to throw in an arm and a leg as well.

That’s your national news that I wanted to “weigh in on.”  See?  I even got in that joke.  I’m a good blogger.  Good, boy.  /pats self on top of head

Up ahead are your Houston sports updates:

Texans:  Houston b stacking up with linebackers, ya’ll.  They’re taking a look at two more in the free agent market: Buster Davis and Tyjuan Hagler.  Tyjuan… that’s a hell of a hybrid name.  My new name will now be Sep-thunderous Rex.  *Fixed

Rockets:  Kyle (not Mike) Lowry went to Villanova, just to let you know.  Instead of news, I’m reporting history.  For, those who forget are destined to repeat… So, yeah… got it.  Moving on.

Astros:  LOST TO THEIR FARM TEAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  *ahem* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I have no words.

Dynamo:  Ade Akinbiyi!!!!  Officially on the team!  WOOOOO!

University of Houston:  Lady Cougar Softball news…  The ladies in red and white took care of Southland Conference powerhouse [Ed. Note - that's a terrifyingly uninformed statement], Sam Houston State in both games of their double-header.  The Coogs put up three runs in both games.  Yay! Ladies!  Sorry, I didn’t make it past the scores in bold at the beginning of your paragraph.  I’ll do better next time [Ed. Note - not likely].

- Septimus Rex

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