The one where why did I even come out here if you’re going to ignore me?!

TOUCHDOWN!!

God bless the Blackberry.  It’s the only way that I had access to scores this weekend.  But, let’s pretend I watched all the games so that this post seems “informative.”  I’m watching SportsCenter right  now… that makes me an expert.

While we’re on the topic of ESPN, what is the “ESPN montage, look how great we are” thing they have going on?  Seriously… Three minutes of their own coverage from throughout the week.  I guess it’s like the “Ultimate Highlight” but with more sportscaster coverage of sportscasters and no shitty music.

Moving on.

Villanova knocked off Pitt last night in a thriller.  Scottie Reynolds will become a household name because of heroics (well, at least in March and in the houses of die-hard Wildcat fans).  FINALLY, this tournament has an exciting buzzer beater to hold on to.  Too bad I missed it.

So, two teams are set.  The other two will be cutting down the nets later today.  So, who you got?  Oklahoma or UNC?  Louisville or Michigan State?  I still have the chance to have 3 of 4 of my picks to fulfill my bracket which would be the best I’ve ever done.  That’s what we call a “moral victory.”

Here are your Houston sporting team updates:

Texans:  Houston has a certified hall of famer on the squad.  Dan Orlovsky!  Well, it’s the Shelton High School hall of fame.  That counts, right?  They are retiring the number of the former Gatorade Player of the Year… Never knew there was such a stud coming to town did ya?  It’s all Dan “Safety” Orlovsky jokes or 0-16 references.  Ya’ll are a bunch of a-holes.

Rockets:  The Houston Rockets coasted to a win against the Clippers last night with Yao leading the charge.  The Rockets are pretty dominant against the Clippers winning 20 of the last 24 meetings… But, then again, who doesn’t dominate the Clippers?

Astros:  Your coverage today includes the cut of little known players.  Tip Fairchild was releasedby the Astros after five years with the organization.  Bon Voyage.  Good luck.  I got nothing else.

Dynamo:  San Jose jumped out to an early lead only to have it vanish in a flurry of Dynamo goals.  Four goals in six minutes from both teams.  In the end the Earthquakes came out victorious, 3-2 being the final.  Brian Ching didn’t play as he was with the US MNT who were busy almost losing to El Salvador.

- Septimus Rex

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