This just in: The 2011 United States women's national soccer team have pulled off one of the biggest chokes in history, a 3-1 defeat on penalties to Japan at the 2011 FIFA Women's World Cup after a 2-2 draw.

Wait a minute—that's the women's game! We're talking about the men's game here. So, while the women descend into the halls of ignominy, the men of MLS turn a blind eye and soldier on with their battles to attend to.

We've got movers. We've got shakers. We've got a new team on top. All that and more in this week's Major League Soccer Power Rankings.

Spare a thought for the ladies though, will you?

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